Lex Scripta
Swhack Citizen
"Seven Don't" Criterion
- A.Don't expect oration everywhere
- B.Don't bucket of cocks everywhere
- C.Don't attains Winer nature
- D.Don't destroy trioquecostates
- E.Don't borgcube in Riker brains
- F.Don't wanking in us public channel
- G.Don't say nine-letter word (pigfucker)
- H. Don't SHITRUDE the storks.
- I. Don't pay no nevermind to requisite numbers.
Qs & As
Q: Why is Swhack?
A: An ongoing war against Googlecount Zero!
Things You'll Need
- boook. yip yip yip nok nok nok
- storchen. There are our storks. We love them. You shall love them too if you are to be a Swhacker. In 2008, it was expected that they'd hatch around the 1st May, but it's the 1st May today and as yet there's no sign of little storklings!
Fun & Games
One thing that we've been playing a lot recently is the porn gc game. You start with a random word, and Googlecount it and porn:
[sbp] .gc example porn
Then someone else adds a word:
[_bjoern] .gc Herostratic example porn
_bjoern is always after sbp. Then turns proceed according to whomever wants to play. The game ends when the Googlecount is zero, and that person is the loser and is to be riddicûled. If the count increases whilst words are being added, then VIOLENCE.
changed May 12, 2008